Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Predictions 2032*

I've never been a fan of horoscope or predictions but making fun out of it is quite a different story.

Warning: The following predictions is not to be taken seriously.

Predictions 2032*

  • China, India and U.S.A. will launch mission to discover another planet while Philippines will launch new campaign against garbage disposal.
  • Philippine population will reach 130 million while cellphone users will reach over 140 million.
  • Vic Sotto still a bachelor will court either Bea Binene or Jillian Ward.
  • Eat Bulaga will celebrate 52nd anniversary at TV5 while ABS-CBN will launch their 20th noontime show program.
  • Philippines will claim the top 5 position of the World's most corrupt next to Somalia, Afghanistan, Haiti and Libya, respectively.
  • Philippines will continue to hold multiple records in Guinness; will hold record title of longest sausage chain, biggest panty ever made, most number of kissing couple, longest kiss, most hated politicians and other bigger achievements.
  • SM will finally open its' branch somewhere in Central Mindanao.
  • More than 70% of Philippine population will have an account on Facebook.
  • Floyd Mayweather Jr. at 55 years old, will continue to mock Manny Pacquiao .
  • Kris Aquino will be the president during this year.
  • Dingdong Dantes and Marian Rivera will be the only veteran actor/actress left on Kapuso Network but GMA7 will still claim and insist to be the No.1 network in the country.
  • Number of OFW will reach its peak at 35 million.
  • Seems nothing will change in the line-up of 57th MMFF; films like Enteng Kabisote 24?, Shake Rattle and Roll 33?, Panday 24? Tanging Ina mo Talaga 23?; will still be the top choices of Filipino moviegoers.
  • Koreanovela will dominate local teleserye on Philippine primetime as well as K-Pop music in Phil. music industry, if there is. Tsk tsk.
  • Divorce Bill will be ratified and signed as a law but CBCP warns of People Power 7.
  • Team Pilipinas will have another 8th place finish in FIBA Asia.
  • Congress and Senate of the Philippines will ask for pork barrel increase to provide better services to the Filipino people as unemployment of the country also increases.
  • Cable channels HBO and Star Movies will be dubbed to Filipino to capture wider audience.
  • Philippine Basketball Association will change its name into Phil-Foreign Basketball Association as 75% of the premiere league is dominated by Filipino-foreigner cagers.
  • Philippine Azkals will win another...endorsement.

Wait, there's this prediction of the Mayan that the world will end on December 21, 2012. What will happen? Ha ha. Just like the above predictions it will turn out to be a big joke.
And that would be no joke.

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